The Kingdom of Womble 9076 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.799 billion Womble 9076ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Womble 9076ian economy, worth 335 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,978 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,997 per year while the poor average 2,694, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9076's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 9076 is ranked 236,041^st in the world and 10,317^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.